you know you’re paranoid when: 

You check all four horoscopes and they all coincide .. OH SHIT 

the planets have a game for tomorrow

dancingkate:

ttumbles:

it’s a jagermeister night.. no.. what did I even see in you

it’s a purple kitty night

more like goodnight

I had a fantastical birthday, thank you to my lovely ladies 

The first part- yes.

The rest of it- yes. 

SO MUCH FUN.

INDEEED IT TWAZ however when I woke up.. I thought I may have rammed my head against the wall before bed. WEOOOOOW

it’s a jagermeister night.. no.. what did I even see in you

it’s a purple kitty night

more like goodnight

I had a fantastical birthday, thank you to my lovely ladies 

nowshutupandeatyourpears:

i hate it when you want to show a friend something you think is funny and you’re crying and on the floor from laughing and they just sit there

(via itsharrypotterbitch)

I was stoked to come downstairs to sleep but now I can’t. 

There was a huge ass daddy long legs crawling on the wall that my bed is against. Instinctually I grabbed a shoe. However, when I removed the shoe.. there was no spider on the other end of it. 

and of course my damn pyjamas had to be resting against the wall. 

So now I don’t know where the spider is.. if it’s alive or not. 

OH and another note, I was super excited because I finally got the FM transmitter for my car… plug it in and it doesn’t work

EEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFFF

tomorrow

i’m picking up a wonderful piece of machinery that will transmit music from my ipod to my car

GOODBYE RADIO

hello beautiful music 

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caitlinl0uise:

bbriannakayee:

my brain just got fucked so hard.. omfg.

(via kingstiel)

my basement is so cold and comfortable! 

I don’t want to leave it to go to work :(